Do you like squirt soaked boots?  How do you feel about getting a strong whiff of my beat up heels you see me destroying on my show?  If you've caught any of my shows, you know what a beating my heels get when I get squirting!

I have a very limited quantity of boots... so this is a super premium item. Very rare and highly treasured!  Order subject to product availability and blah blah blah... I got you covered!